On being a poet Pt. 2

Apparently...


1)You have to look like a poet (dreads, sandals, Chucks, Che Guevera (or watever revolutionary is the fad this year) and the infamous Kufi. 2)Everyone is in poetry cliques (I wont elaborate)
3)Poets must smoke weed, drink peanut juice and eat chickpeas (this one I actually am)
4)Its taboo to read off paper (u can suck a dick if u think like that)
5)if you like Jay-Z and Lil Wayne your not progressive and write "hood poetry"
6)people win slams for spitting the most stupid shit
7)the best poets are from Brooklyn (this tickles me)
8)you should never date a poet if you are too
9)poets air out niggas too (again I wont elaborate)
10)when you are the new kid in town plenty people scared (for certain)