Friday, June 05, 2009

Who Are Your Parents?

I was invited to be a dancer at a bachelor party...sumthing to that effect. And upon entry I knew I would b dealing wid dirty bird niggas.
First off there were kids running in and around the party. And one 13 year old in particular kept patting my ass. I locked him in his room wid sum string and a hair (yeah I got skills).
Second there was 3 girls to 25 niggas. So I would expect even under bum niggas expectation each would spend 15 guranteeing us at least 100 a piece. Oh no not these muthatfuckas. The 2 other girls I came with did a lesbian show and they made it rain...40 dollars...for them to split between them. I dont split my money and I dont lick twat. So I damn sure wasnt gonna shake dance for sum nigga pennies.
Lastly and most shamefully...shorty who had been invited with me took it upon herself to suck sum trick dick in the middle of the floor in front of these dirty bird bum niggas. Yeah on her knees, sucking dick on that dirty roach infested floor in front of all those hoodrat niggas. She just stared at me. I stared back at her and as she complained about nobody wanting to tip her after that I asked her in my head,"Who is your mother?" "Why do you have 3 children?" "Why am I here?"...

BTW - the MAC and Digibox is on its way and I got tracks...ya'll know they gonna be fire stop bugging me ..cuz I dont want me being a stripper anymore either


  1. probably a stupid question but I just got a new iMac and want to play w/ garage band or some beginner shit, dabble in music production... anyway, whats a digibox? I think I need one :)

  2. Damn that was deep LOL

    ooh that girl nasty!! WHY I could picture the "dirty bird" niggas? ahhhh its too early in the morning

    take care :D

  3. hold ya head ma'.
    I'm waiting to hear what u got.
    I'll throw you some beats if its in your taste.
    Let me know.
    Be safe miss.

    :::Leaves Kinetic Card:::