Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Talking to Mr. Tibby While I'm Drunk



The Habibis (Deli Owners) gave me a cat

I kicked him out because he pissed on my $200 Betsey Johnson Angora sweater

When I came back the next day

This nigga was waiting for me in the hallway

Next to the security guard

CAUGHT!

Took him back upstairs with me

It was cold outside

Who wants to adopt a cat?

I dead ass might not be able to keep him

:(

2 comments:

  1. lmao!!! That shit was hilarious! Happy New Year and I he loks like a really sweet cat. lol why did I just feel nasty for sayin that?

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  2. "Now that is a faithful pussy"

    love it.

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